The 2010 Dirty Dozen

2010 February 8
by aardvark102431

I have spent the last two days basking in the glory of victory at Warda on Saturday. I finally got to see Avatar in 3D at the Imax Sunday. Then Colleen and I went to Fiesta to buy some Superbowl goodies. I then proceeded to drink a beer, gorge on some hot wings, and top it all off with some Blue Bell Pecan Praline ice cream while the Saints beat the Colts. Today I got a 90 minute massage at Performance Wellness, then went to one of my favorite hangouts in Austin, the Screaming Goat. There, I enjoyed a Bacon Burger with chips and guacomole, and two glasses of Dr. Pepper! I don’t necessarily miss all these things since switching to the Paleo diet, but on choice occasions when I do splurge, let me tell you, they are absolutely delicious. Below is the link to the official race write up. It is long, and I didn’t want it taking up the whole home page, so I gave it’s own page. Hope you enjoy.

The 2010 Dirty Dozen 12 Hours of Warda Race Report

Gearing Up

2010 February 4
by aardvark102431

The Dirty Dozen 12 Hour MTB race at Warda is right around the corner. The herd is assembled. My gear is packed. The caveman energy bars are in the fridge. The Oaked Arrogant Bastard Ale is awaiting deposit into the escrow account setup for a friendly little wager between team Caveman Productions and Team Currently Known as Awesome!. The Team Currently Known as Awesome! is a group of 4 low life aggie alum whose only goal during this race is to defeat Team Formerly Known As. Little did they know that Caveman would have a bone to pick with them and wager a 6 pack of beer as to whether he could finish the race within 2 laps of them. Can I actually do it? A one man show against 4 decent riders for 12 hours straight? Physically, I believe I can. I have unprecedented faith in my primal diet and fitness. I’ve stayed disciplined since cross season ended and have all but eliminated processed carbs from my diet, eating mostly large amounts of fat and protein. I’ve gotten at least 9 hours of sleep every night. I’ve put in quite of few hours of base training, and just as much effort in weights and sprinting. You never know what’ll happen at races like this though. Crashes, bike failure, acts of God, etc. It will be an interesting way to keep motivated and Take it to the Limit. Who cares about the solo category?! If I can actually pull this off and snag a six pack of Shiner from these scum sucking aggies it would be a victory for the ages! Tune back in next week for the exciting recap!

Caveman Dieting News

2010 February 2
by aardvark102431

What if I told you there was a revolutionary new diet or product out guaranteed to make you lose weight? Do you wanna know about it?? It’s so simple yet so effective I don’t think you can handle it! Still wanna know? Are you just dying to know? Is it a new magic pill? A fad book claiming veganism is the way to go, or even a new take on an old spin saying to avoid fat at all costs? Still curious?? Alright, here it is. I promise if you obey this one rule, you will lose weight, and lose it fast! DON’T drink any water (or any other fluids for that matter)! That’s it!

Now hopefully after telling you that yes, water weighs 8 lbs a gallon and you could easily lose that in a day or two and indeed drop weight, your common sense would also tell you that this isn’t the healthiest way to lose weight. Why then do so many people turn to these ‘magic pills’ or “fat loss secrets” or accelerated programs or whatever the latest and greatest flashy infocomercial product is to lose weight? You might as well not be drinking water. Wanna look great? Wanna feel great? Do it the right way. There are no secrets. Only eat things that you can kill or pick from a plant or tree in the wild (minus a few toxic wild edibles). Long term satisfaction comes only with long term dedication. If you would like to speed it up a bit, follow the 3 Primal Fitness Laws: Move frequently at a slow pace (walking or very easy bike riding), lift heavy things (squats, lunges, pull-ups, push-ups, chair dips, etc. are just fine) and sprint once in a while. Consider the Tabata protocols which can be structured to fulfill both #2 and #3 here. Get in touch with me if you have any questions about any of the Primal content on the site.

Dairy-It’s Back On The Menu- Sort of…

Now, to backtrack a bit on everything I just said, here is something that you can’t kill or pick from a plant that I now consider to be ok to eat, in moderation. I know a lot of you will have a hard time giving up some of those old staples, most notably bread and dairy. Well good news for those of you who just can’t live without dairy. My findings and experiments have allowed a few items back on the menu, even though they are not paleo approved. I wouldn’t say they are paleo unapproved though. Nutritionally, there are two things that led me to let these items sneak back into my diet: 1. HIGH in fat and protein  2. low in carbohydrates. The products I speak of are cheese, sour cream, cottage cheese, heavy cream, plain yogurt, and butter. All of these either involve separating the fat and protein from the sugars (lactose) or having the lactose fermented into a protein. Milk is still a no-no, unless you can find it raw, which is pretty unlikely. If you do decide to include these items in your diet, make sure to look for minimally processed, whole milk derivatives, and NO additives. That great dairy flavor we all like comes from Fat, so when you take the fat away you’re not only negating the dietary benefits of it but replacing it with something else to make up for the flavor, most usually sugar, artificial flavors, or who knows what else? Stay away from flavored yogurts and processed cheeses. Plain, real yogurt like Greek or Bulgarian yogurt can be pretty sour, so I like to add berries, vanilla extract, and sometimes honey. Recently for breakfast, when I feel like cooked eggs over raw, I smother ‘em with Daisy brand all natural sour cream! This is of course after cooking them in the leftover bacon grease from a few strips of bacon (uncured-no nitrates or nitrites, and low sodium!). I also add a small avocado. Talk about guilt free flavor to the max! Bacon makes everything better! Fat-protein-and little more fat to top things off!

I still advise eating such dairy products in moderation, much like dark chocolate or red wine should you choose to consume these. Remember, fat is not the enemy, high glycemic carbs are. I’ve got the race results, health markers, and a lean, athletic body to prove it. Start eating better-stop wasting your money and precious health on junk food and products that don’t help you thrive. To your health,
Caveman

Caveman and The City

2010 January 27
by aardvark102431

Check out this cool article published in the New York times on January 8, 2010:

The New Age Caveman and the City

Wonderful! I’m not alone in this super high tech, ulta processed, superficial goal setting modern world. One of these guys even eats raw grass fed beef! I think I might start a Caveman club here in Austin after reading this article, that is, if one doesn’t already exist.  Now, I’m not saying you should buy a cooler and stock it full of organ meet and wild game (more power to you if do though) but if you’re still on the fence about the Paleo diet, maybe at least start with baby steps. Trade in the oatmel or breakfast cereal for eggs and berries or other fruit. Trade that dinner roll for some extra veggies. Order a salad instead of a sandwich. Walk more and drive less. You don’t need to go to a gym. Try doing 20 pushups or chair dips on your breaks at work. A little exercise AND an energy boost. See, these are all small attainable steps toward a more Caveman way of life. To your health,

Caveman

Almost Does Count-TX Cross Championship ‘10

2010 January 23

So many athletes get down on themselves for falling short of the coveted 1st place, especially when a State Champion jersey is on the line. Not this one. Not since I’ve adopted my “Primal athlete psychology”. You see, success is a journey, not a destination. And this season was a good journey. I finished 2nd in the singlespeed category to Craig Virr, who also went on to finish 3rd in the pro race against a very very tough field. Congrats, Craig. You are a true warrior in my book. Congrats to all who made it to Travis County East Metropolition park to fight the good fight last weekend, especially the single speeders, because it was a very tough course for just having one gear. Very generous rainfalls the week before left the course pretty muddy and torn up after the age group races Saturday. It hurt even if you had gears. It was still a lot of fun though, and I was pleased with the effort, and the season in general. Last year I was 3rd, this year 2nd, next year? Still lots of room for improvement. Now that cross season is over, I turn my focus to the Warda Dirty Dozen. Something tells me the competition will be a little stiffer than last year, so I go to work Monday with some hardcore caveman workouts. A little P90X anyone?

Non-bike related, invitations have been sent out for the wedding. Colleen and I have setup a separate website for more info, check it out if you like:

http://cupcakeandcaveman.wordpress.com

Keep fighting the good fight, but remember, winning isn’t everything. Staying fit, eating well, and having fun are.

Caveman Goes Public!

2010 January 22
by aardvark102431

Hey. Check out this press release from fellow Paleo Diet advocate and cookbook sponsor Nikki Young of Paleo Cookbook. Click here for the full unabridged interview that I had with Nikki a while back. I’m famous now, sorta. Well, not really, but I’m happy to share my experiences in hopes that others will catch on to the benefits of the diet and lifestyle.  Grok on!

2010 January 8
by aardvark102431

Hold those heads up high boys, for the only shame in losing a game like that is not being grateful for the chance to even be there. Success is a journey, not a destination, and it was one hell of a trip. I was only going to write about the National Championship game if the Longhorns won, but they showed such heart and grace under pressure that despite what the scoreboard said, I feel they were the true winners in the end. Almost overcoming insurmountable odds and shoring up the score to 21-24 late in the fourth quarter without their knight in shining armour, the defense held one more Tide drive to give the new coming of age quarterback a chance at a fairy tale ending. Having already thrown 2 interceptions and been harassed all night, it wasn’t meant to be for the kid from Lake Travis High, nor this group of young men hailing from the Lone Star state, as a hit from the blind side landed the ball back into Tide hands and sealed the victory for good. They gave it their all, and in the end, came up short. People will blame this, or blame that, but truth is, it goes the same for the other side too. You just can’t win them all. And most times, you learn and grow more from loss than you do from victory. Hold those heads up high, for you are the mighty, the proud, the everlasting symbol of the greatest state in all the land, the Texas Longhorns-not some wave of water, or an elephant.

Where Does My Calcium Come From?

2010 January 6
by aardvark102431

Since switching to the Paleo diet and giving up dairy products, particularly milk itself, I get a lot of questions about where I get my calcium from. Before I even name some paleo foods that have sufficient calcium in them, I’d like to present some facts and thoughts that should alter the way of thinking about Calcium (and dairy consumption) you’ve been conditioned your whole life to believe.

Fact 1: The biological need for Calcium has been overstated. In contrast, excessive Calcium consumption causes osteoporosis. Click on the link and read this well researched, cited, and easy to understand article.

Fact 2: Bone health is not as dependent on Calcium alone as are supporting vitamins and minerals. Too much calcium intake inhibits magnesium absorption. Vitamin D is very crucial (some experts argue more so than Calcium) to bone density and health, and Americans fall grossly short of vitamin D needs.(although sadly, it’s the easiest one to obtain!) Vitamin K and boron are a few more nutrients that are important. (3)

Fact 3: If we really need cows’ milk, man could never have existed.Why? Because we have already been on this planet for millions of years. And we have only consumed milk for a maximum of 0.01 million years. This means that we did not drink a single drop of milk from other animals in more than 99% of human existence; in our entire development from ancient times to now.(1)

Fact 4: Dairy contains a high amount of calcium, but that doesn’t mean it’s bio-available in the body, in-fact research shows calcium from plant sources are absorbed much better than that of calcium in milk. The reason why is that calcium is a mineral that needs an alkaline environment in the body to be absorbed effectively, un-fortunately dairy as a food is acidic (2)

So, we don’t need as much Calcium as we once thought, and we certainly don’t need it from other animals’ milk. We do still need it though, in concert with the other nutrients mentioned above. Here are some good sources, all Paleo approved:

Calcium in mg / 100 g

  • 226    Hazelnuts
  • 140    Egg yolk
  • 132     Brazil nuts
  • 96      Olives, green
  • 87      Walnuts
  • 54      Figs
  • 44      Black berries
  • 42      Orange
  • 40      Raspberries
  • 38      Kiwi
  • 33      Mandarin
  • 32      Human milk (included for reference only)
  • 20      Coconut
  • 18      Grapes
  • 16      Apricot
  • 16      Pineapple
  • 14      Plum
  • 13      Salmon
  • 12      Mackerel
  • 12      Mango
  • 11      Watermelon
  • 10      Avocado
  • 9      Banana

Some other sources I don’t have numerical values for:

  • Leafy greens, notably spinach and broccoli
  • Sesame and flax seeds
  • Pecans

Remember, more is not really better. You don’t need to go eating hazlenuts like crazy to get tons of calcium. I cannot give you a numerical daily value to shoot for, but I can point out a study that showed vegan nuns consuming less than 400 mg per day had the same bone density as non-vegetarian women who consumed over 1000mg. For reference, the National Academy of Science currently recommends 1000 mg/day for women ages 19-50 and 1200 mg/day for women 50+. Men need slightly less.  Instead of shooting for a number, I advise just eating good Paleo foods and trusting that your body will take what it needs. That is the beauty Paleo eating. As always, for more info on eating better, check out the Primal Nutrition page, or consider buying the Primal Blueprint. For great Paleo recipes that have all the calcium and great taste you need, check out the Paleo Cookbook. Please also take a look at this article that fellow Paleo Diet advocated Don Wiss sent me after reading this very post: http://paleodiet.com/losspts.txt .It offers insight as to how calcium is lost through the body, factors many don’t consider in their ultimate quest to just consume lots of calcium. Thans, Don.

References:

(1) “Excessive Calcium Causes Osteoporosis” http://www.4.waisays.com/ExcessiveCalcium.htm  retrieved 1-4-10

(2) “Dairy Isn’t the Only Answer” http://www.livingpaleo.com/articles/Dairy-Isnt-The-Only-Answer.html  retrieved 1-4-10

(3) “Calcium for Women” http://www.marksdailyapple.com/calcium-for-women/ retrieved 1-4-10

Do You Realize?

2010 January 3
by aardvark102431

Are the things we attach happiness to causing more heartache than joy? A powerful, high paying job? A big house? Nice car? High tech gadgets? Designer clothes? Vanity? Food indulgence? Drugs/alcohol? Maybe you consider yourself more “down to earth” but are a competitive athlete like me and base your happiness on results, splits, arbitrary distances, paces, or regimented workout schedules. This New Year, I challenge you to throw conventional wisdom out of the window. Rethink your goals. Reject what society dictates as happiness and embark on your own journey towards true happiness.

Thursday I said goodbye to a good year, Friday I said hello to a new one. I’ve forgone new year’s resolutions in favor of life resolutions. After an engagement, a trip to Colorado, three months off work, and a little bit of light reading, my views on life have changed, particularly relating to goals, fitness, and happiness. I cannot tell you what happiness means to you, only what it means to me, but in doing so I hope to provide you inspiration and direction for what to look for in your search for happiness.

  • I will spend less time in front of a computer screen and more time in front of a good book
  • Even more of the food I eat will come straight from the good earth, and less of it from a package
  • I will spend less time indoors and more time outside
  • I will not associate athletic accomplishment with race results or arbitrary numerical markers. Instead, I will focus on developing a broad range of skills and attributes that allow me to do whatever I want with a substantial degree of competence and minimal risk of injury. Yes, this means I will race less and will likely even have poorer results at the ones I do choose to do, but realizing that racing is not life and that the constant bombarding of our bodies that modern training principles dictate can lead to chronic health problems has been one of the most eye opening revelations to me
  • I already live a comparatively low stress life, but I will continue to pursue ways to eliminate artificial stresses- driving, artificial lights, urban noise, finances, work related stresses, life insurance, health insurance, family, diet, fitness, etc. This list of stress factors these days is endless. Other than food security, shelter, and protection from predators, our primal ancestors had no such silly stresses as we do today. Sometimes, ignorance really is bliss! Don’t worry, be happy!
  • I already live a comparatively frugal life, but I will continue to search out ways to eliminate non-essentials. I openly confess that I’ve had a thing for cappuccinos since getting laid off. Partly because my new office has been coffee shops around town and I need a purchase for internet access, but really, I seem to have a weak spot for expresso flavored frothed milk. At about $3 a drink, this tasty concoctions can phantomly drain my bank account without me realizing it. At my peak, I was maybe buying 3 drinks ($9) a week. That would eventually add up to  $468 a year. Imagine all the little things like this that people unncessarily splurge on. I’ve a ton a friends back home that easily plop down $15-20 a week for cigarettes or snuff, all for a “buzz” that they are now immune to. What about those little food add-ons we get at regular dining places? $1.50 for avacodo on a taco? $.50 for cheese or sour cream? Getting a large drink when a small will do just fine, or even ordering a drink when water is the best thing in the first place? These decisions hardly seem expensive at the time of purchase, but over they add up. I recommend indulgence on special occasions, to make those small little extras go a longer way, as well as your bank account. And what about all you gear junkies out there? Do you seriously think a $6000 full suspension superlight carbon top of the line component bike will make you a faster rider?? Let me remind you that the 2009 24 Hours Of Rocky Hill was won a a bike with no suspension and only one gear. The Houston Bikesport 3/4 CX race was won a heavy steel framed singlespeed cross bike. Do not be swayed by the dark side of manufacturer’s sleek marketing to get you to spend that extra $$ when something more basic and more affordable will do the job just as well.
  • Since getting laid off, I’ve been particularly good about getting more sleep. When I do get full time work again, I’m going to make sure I keep it this way!

Happy New Year, and best of luck in realizing your new potential

A Good Year

2009 December 31
by aardvark102431

I got [pig smoking outside the cave]
Got a three [month] beard I don’t plan to shave
And it’s a goofy thing but I just gotta say
Hey I’m doing alright

Yeah I think I’ll make me some [caveman stew]
Feelin pretty good and that’s the truth
It’s neither drink nor drug induced
No I’m just doin alright

And it’s a great day to be alive
I know the sun’s still shinin when I close my eyes
There’s some hard times in the neigborhood
But why can’t every day be just this good?

It’s a Great Day to Be Alive, Lyrics by Darrell Scott, Sung by Travis Tritt

Here we are, the last day of 2009. It is indeed a great day to be alive. I shall spare you the soap opera recap as I did this time one year ago, because the year is past us now, but a wise man once said “How do you know where you are going if you don’t know where you are at?” And I would add “You don’t know where you’re at unless you know where you’ve been!”

So, how about just the biggest events of 2009? One of the most important events occurred right off the bat: Colleen and I discovered the Paleo Diet. This would not only drastically change the way I looked at food and base my nutrition decisions on, but it would “evolve” into a whole new way of thinking about life (adopting primal behaviors that promote positive gene expression and thus improve the quality of life in the modern world). I had slowly developed my own thoughts on the matter, but didn’t have a good way of organizing them until reading Mark Sisson’s The Primal Blueprint in November. If you were only allowed one more book to read for the rest of your life, this would have to be it!  Seriously, it is that profound. I’ll discuss this a bit more in New Years Day post though.

Athletically, I sustained no major injury this year, unless you count a few stubbed toes and lost toenails, and set some new milestones. Swimming and running improved enough to move into the top 10 at the regional Xterras, I upgraded to a Cat 3 in road racing, won the 12 hour MTB race at Warda, unsuccessfully tried my hand at the Breckenridge 100 mountain bike race, completed my first Olympic distance road triathlon, won my biggest race of the year-24 Hours of Rocky Hill, and still had a little left in the tank to get a few more cyclocross wins on a single speed. These accomplishments were nice, and all mean something to me, but starting next year, I won’t put as much emphasis on such events and results (read tomorrow’s post!)

Life-wise, the tanking economy was probably everyone’s story of the year. It didn’t concern me too much until the architecture firm I worked for ran out of work and disbanded. The layoff came at a really interesting juncture in my life. Not only had Colleen and I planned a nice vacation to Colorado the day that would be my last at that job, but I had been busy shopping for an engagement ring to give my bride to be the same week I got news of the sinking ship. Prior to the engagement, Colleen and I had already talked pretty seriously about moving to Colorado, both of us smitten with this new place following our trip to Breckenridge that summer. Following the engagement, I went ahead and made the announcement that we would do so after getting married, although, comically, everyone somehow thought we were moving right away! The trip to Colorado was in part vacation, but also in part to search out a new town to live in. We visited a lot of cool towns, and aren’t 100% sure yet, but Durango is looking pretty good at the moment.

Also, not mentioned much, is the fact that the job was starting to get a bit stale for me. Not the firm so much, just the profession in general. I was beginning to consider taking time off and trying my hand at some other jobs, something a bit more blue collar and less time sitting at a desk. I have since been living freely and have been enjoying the time off with little intention of seeking out new work. Following Christmas, though, finances are starting to look a little tight so I will likely take up job hunting in January.

Enough about me though. I wanna thank the good Lord for all the blessings stowed upon me, my friends, and my family for this year. Yeah, times are a little tough in the neighborhood, but I’m optimistic that things will work out for the best, as they always have. I will not be setting any New Year’s Resolutions, as I advise you to.  Instead, focus on Life Resolutions. You know the things in life that bring discomfort and dissatisfaction. It might be too much time playing on video games or phones, vegging out in front of the TV excessively, eating like crap, not enjoying your job, not getting enough sleep, not getting outside enough, substance abuse, the list goes on and on. You and only you have the power to enact positive change. You can start this weekend! Have a happy and safe New Year’s Eve.

Caveman